California high school valedictorian sparks...
univisionnews: By ALEJANDRA QUEZADA-CROWDER Saul Tello decided to give his valedictorian speech in Spanish, causing major controversy in his Newman, Calif., school district. Read More PREACH! But why is the package in English? -___-
birdsandbears: tltty: i clicked on the blog of someone who just followed me and this is their header Dying What I have been saying this whole time.
[[MORE]][[MORE]]ok, cool. just stop texting me out of nowhere. it’s not like i just made the most hilarious ass joke. it’s whatever.
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
Dear people upstairs,
Please stop partying for one day in your life. It’ll be ok, I swear. You’ll live. -The old hag downstairs that’s tired of listening to y’all’s dumb Jersey Shore fights and cow-like sex sounds.
omalleygeorge: studies show that if you’re reading this then you have good taste in blogs
Scott Disick is literally better than all the...
This finally exists.
Can we just talk about how awesome Boko is?
somebodyspoet: Uhm, yes. Yes, we can.
djmalikonpicnik: i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape I was in this group of friends, and no, I was not the grape. Julie, te acuerdas? :P
Pick up lines for people in the communications... →
missshannybear: stupidlittletuftybeard: giarose: Personal favorites: - I want you. Period. Backspace. Exclamation point, exclamation point. - I like your style. No, I mean your AP Style. - I’m free of all social diseases and dangling participles. I’d like to both compliment you and complement you. Aren’t you impressed that I know the difference? How ‘bout coming over here so I can kiss...
daangmel: missalissa15: Best commercial ever. mommy <3 I’m actually crying. Moms rule. My reaction: “Oh look it’s raining. I wish it would rain here.” Fuck you Texas for making me miss the whole point of this commercial.
okcuputer: honestly what is the point of sprinkles? they make everything taste bad they’re like chalk pellets of horror What I’ve been saying basically my whole life.