April 2011
OH DEAR LORD.
My roommate’s laugh. It cannot get more annoying.
It’s like having a fucking hyena living in my apartment, except its laughing 24/7 and at about 10000000000000 decibels.
Let’s see if I can get any sleep tonight…
March 2011
You know your college career is coming to an end when you can’t fit any more shit in your drawer because of all the free shirts you’ve gotten.
:(
Small town people get shocked so easily.
“OMG A HOBO!”
“OMG LADY GAGA IS CRAZYYYYYYY!”
3 cars at a stop light “OMG TRAFFIC!”
GET OVER IT, BITCH.
The Reaction when Jesus Christ FINALLY comes...
helvetebrann:
johnnyb89:
All of God’s children are all like…
People who rejected Jesus Christ looking all like…
What will YOUR reaction be?
Dear roommate,
You’ve been doing fucking laundry for a fucking week, you stopped for like a day, and now you’re doing it again. WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET TO DO LAUNDRY, BITCH?! I know you don’t have that many clothes because I fucking see you wear the same shit everyday. (fucking “workout major” or whatever the fuck.)
And what’s even worse is that you fucking use hot water,...
calebturmansawkwardchinandneck:
that awkward moment when rebecca black jokes stopped being funny but people keep making them
da fuuuuuck?
I think I’m doing this wrong. According to my transcripts, I only need 6 more classes to graduate.
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? D’:
Watching Teen Mom for the first time. These red neck girls suck at doing VOs.
Everyday I grow more and more tired of my...
I wish there were small candles lit all around my room and I could just drift to sleep with the Judy Garland Pandora station playing in the background.
But no, I’M WRITING A FUCKING STORY.
And I have to fill out a fucking financial aid verification sheet.
:D
watching The Truth of Shoplifting
Note to self: Do not steal from Walgreens.
ugh, vagina pains.
yeah, I said it.
I'm an angry, grumpy bitch when I can't sleep.
I seriously want to kill everyone right now.
FUCKING ANNOYED.
My roommate just LOVES to fucking make noise in the kitchen when everyone is sleeping. I’m not talking about just normal, walking around, opening the fridge type of noise. I’m talking about fucking screaming and laughing and banging fucking plates and shit. How can she not understand how extremely RUDE she is?
I want to punch her.
Couldn’t go back to sleep, but still, I laid in...
lolol
Hispanic people don’t know shit about Elizabeth Taylor. And I commend them for it. (I’ve never seen any of her films, so she couldn’t have been THAT good, right?!)
I’m watching Univision, and of couuuurse, they’re covering Taylor’s death. They get a soundbite from this lady and she mispronounces her Taylor’s name. Tyler. LOL. On the CG, it said Elizabeth...
I'm too lazy to be a reporter.
Like, really? I have to go *OUT* and ask people shit?!
FUCKIT.
Somebody dies, then all of a sudden, everyone becomes their biggest fan and won’t stop reblogging their pictures. Ugh.
