You’ve been doing fucking laundry for a fucking week, you stopped for like a day, and now you’re doing it again. WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET TO DO LAUNDRY, BITCH?! I know you don’t have that many clothes because I fucking see you wear the same shit everyday. (fucking “workout major” or whatever the fuck.)
And what’s even worse is that you fucking use hot water, too. WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET TO TAKE A SHOWER?!
My roommate just LOVES to fucking make noise in the kitchen when everyone is sleeping. I’m not talking about just normal, walking around, opening the fridge type of noise. I’m talking about fucking screaming and laughing and banging fucking plates and shit. How can she not understand how extremely RUDE she is?
I want to punch her.
Couldn’t go back to sleep, but still, I laid in bed trying to. Then, the people above me start fucking really loud. I hope it ends in like ten minutes, but NO. It fucking keeps going.
So, I go to the living room with my computer and my annoying ass roommate comes out. She tries to make small talk with me. I purposely act bitchy but she still doesn’t fucking get it.
I wish she had a car so I could slash the fucking tires on it.
I still haven’t paid her for this month’s electricity bill and I think it was already due. I don’t think I will, unless she brings it up.
I fucking gave her a ride to Austin a few weeks ago and she gave me absolutely zero gas money. RUDE. I think I’ll keep those 35 bucks [of electricity.] Thanks for filling up half my tank. I hope you get an STD from your ugly ass boyfriend who lives in a drug rehab center. (no joke.)
Hispanic people don’t know shit about Elizabeth Taylor. And I commend them for it. (I’ve never seen any of her films, so she couldn’t have been THAT good, right?!)
I’m watching Univision, and of couuuurse, they’re covering Taylor’s death. They get a soundbite from this lady and she mispronounces her Taylor’s name. Tyler. LOL. On the CG, it said Elizabeth Taylor fanatic. How can she be a fanatic and not know her name? XD
Then, this other lady was interviewed. And they ask her what her favorite thing was about Taylor. “OMG ALL HER MEN!”
lol. people. or maybe Univision just doesn’t know how to get good soundbites. XD